The shelves need JavaScript to draw themselves. What the shop owes you
before you buy is written out here, and on three pages that need none.
What is sold here
Physical goods only — hoodies, sweatshirts, jackets, t-shirts, caps,
bags, mugs and accessories, carrying the club's mark. Nothing is held in
stock: each piece is printed or embroidered to your order by a third-party
print-on-demand partner, then shipped from the production facility closest
to your address. Payment is taken by card, by Stripe; the store never
handles card details.
What is not sold here
No digital assets, tokens or NFTs are sold, minted or transferred by
this store, and no cryptocurrency is accepted as payment. Holding a Normies
Yacht Club NFT is a membership credential and nothing more — it unlocks the
checkout, proved by a signature that moves no funds, approves no spending
and costs no gas. Anyone may browse the shelves without one.
Before you buy
- Shipping & returns — how each piece is
made, what it is made of, and what happens if something is wrong.
- Terms of sale — prices, delivery, cancellation,
faults, and why the fourteen-day withdrawal right does not apply to goods
made to your order.
- Privacy — the two companies your details reach,
and nothing else.